Movie pattern of the week: virginity, and how to lose it. Our film-going mate Empire put on a raincoat, sat in the back row and got in to two new American films about lads trying to get their leg over. You like to watch, don’t you?
Sex Drive
The Lowdown: Randy American teen hits the road to get his rocks off.
Much Chop?: Does what it says in the title, as a nice guy wimps out with his smokin’ female best friend and drives cross country to pop his cherry with 30 Rock firecracker Katrina Bowden (see left). Seriously, if online dating always led to “Ms Tasty”, we’d all be logging on. Random nudity, sex games, drunken Amish chicks, a donut with a gun and Bowden in a cat fight show up en route to American Pie meets Road Trip. Zoom zoom.
Verdict: Check it.
Trailer: Click here
The Wackness
The Lowdown: Randy American teen hits NYC to get his rocks off.
Much Chop?: Like the stranger, cooler older brother of Sex Drive, this dope coming-of-age jam features pot-smoking Ghandi getting it on with an Olsen twin. Dropping classic 1990s hip-hop – “Can I Kick It?” Yes, you can – as teen drug dealer Luke (Josh Peck) looks to have his way with dreamgirl Stephanie (Olivia Thirlby), The Wackness brings sex by the beach and Sir Ben Kingsley burning some down. Word.
Verdict: Check it
Trailer: Click here
Which film sounds more appetising? Comment below!